A shocking consequence of the EU Referendum

Gorm#3

Strange things have been happening to me ever since I voted for Britain to leave the European Union.

I went to the doctor, this morning, and explained that ever since early last Friday (the morning after the Referendum) I’ve been feeling a bit, you know, off colour, not really myself.  It’s as if someone sneaked into my bedroom while I was asleep, syphoned the real me out (by means of a plastic pipe and a bucket) and replaced me with someone else.

The doctor confirmed it.  He told me I wasn’t myself at all.  It seems the real Me has been replaced by a xenophobic, misogynistic, fascist, racist bastard.

So, this is a plea for help really.  If anyone sees a pathetic, bodiless blob of pink stuff slithering about muttering pathetically, “I don’t rightly know which way to go” and “In or Out, it’ll be a disaster,” please, I beg you, return Me to me immediately.

Oh shit, better go, the bastard’s back . . .

©Rivenrod 2016 Picture: GORM#6 by Rivenrod.  Acrylic, oils and charcoal on board.

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